Via the Guardian and RaphaPaul

In the light of the following article from the Guardian, kindly brought to The Wattmeister’s attention by RaphaPaul, which suggests that some keen amateur cyclists of a certain age are doping…

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2015/mar/09/doping-cycling-uci-commission-epo-worldtour

….The Wattmeister’s Legal Aid team would like to take this opportunity to trot out the usual denials. He has never knowingly taken a drugs test. The syringes found in his rubbish bag were employed in the process of administering liquid Viagra into his banana (he cannot abide a curved banana). He won yesterday’s Friern Barnet Lane sprint clean (into a headwind).

The only times The Wattmeister would ever consider taking performance enhancing products is if, a) he could win The Tour of Flanders: b) he would never be caught. ***

The Wattmeister continues to stand by these three slogans:

NO TO DRUGS, YES TO CAKE!

KEEP OUT OF THE RED TO STAY IN THE PINK!

MAKE WATTS NOT WAR.

***could someone show me how to erase text in WordPress***

Many thanks

© Philip Magnus 08/03/2015

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