In the light of the following article from the Guardian, kindly brought to The Wattmeister’s attention by RaphaPaul, which suggests that some keen amateur cyclists of a certain age are doping…
….The Wattmeister’s Legal Aid team would like to take this opportunity to trot out the usual denials. He has never knowingly taken a drugs test. The syringes found in his rubbish bag were employed in the process of administering liquid Viagra into his banana (he cannot abide a curved banana). He won yesterday’s Friern Barnet Lane sprint clean (into a headwind).
The only times The Wattmeister would ever consider taking performance enhancing products is if, a)
he could win The Tour of Flanders: b) he would never be caught. ***
The Wattmeister continues to stand by these three slogans:
NO TO DRUGS, YES TO CAKE!
KEEP OUT OF THE RED TO STAY IN THE PINK!
MAKE WATTS NOT WAR.
***could someone show me how to erase text in WordPress***
© Philip Magnus 08/03/2015