Monthly Archives: January 2017

Bamboozled

So the Wattmeister and his clan have resided in the Towers for nearly eighteen years. In that time, they have had no trouble with their water supply. One dark night in the middle of October 2016, Thames Water operatives on … Continue reading

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Pre-inauguration Survival Checklist

It takes on to know one….so the saying goes. To wit The Wattmeister is convinced that Donald Trump is a nutcase (there are more out than in). Therefore, on the day before the syrup’s*¬†inauguration, and in the event that his … Continue reading

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Scientific Visualisation

The most fierce competition within the ranks of Muswell Hill Peloton is Saturday morning’s over 50s sprint in Regents Park. No quarter is given nor asked for by the super-veterans as they battle for weekly bragging rights in a vain … Continue reading

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Vernacular from the Betting Ring

Before The Wattmeister was mopping up the Muswell Hill Peloton over 50s ‘B’ team sprint in Regents Park, he spoke the language of the racecourse. Here is a small example of the lingo used by bookmakers and their staff regarding … Continue reading

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