One year since triumphing in the US elections of 2016, President Trump has promoted himself from being the most powerful (orange) man on Earth to the exalted position of God.
Tweeting on Facebook, he writes:
“There’s a vacancy up there, a big vacancy” proclaimed the President, as followers pressed the ‘like’ button in agreement, “a black hole that needs filling before climate change overheats it, ” he added. “There’s no combover known to mankind that can cover that kind of thing…. true, so true!”
“Regarding North Korea, my policy is this: I’m gonna stare down Little Rocket Man and blow him out like a Candle in the Wind, yes I am.”
“And here’s a message for my Mexican friends… Soy un coño y siempre seré… you better believe it!”
Finally, with 786 hours and 15 minutes of golfing time logged since his inauguration on January 20th 2017, (courtesy of http://trumpgolfcount.com/displayoutings),
“I’m going to be working for you. I’m not going to have time to go play golf.”
–Donald J. Trump, August, 2016
God help us.
Shit, that won’t work.